Memorable teachers

[Cptbaldopie]

Don't remember his name but a teacher was escorted off campus and rumor was he was drunk. A few months after I graduated he showed up on a commercial as a defendant for a local dui lawyer.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

My anatomy teacher was the coolest. He was an old man that would put crown royal in his morning coffee. Whenever we had a test he would leave the room for like ten minutes so you could cheat on it. One day he printed out a list of dead baby jokes to read to the class.

A few years after graduating we would see him at one of the local bars and if you got too drunk and the bartender cut you off he would just buy drinks for you.

 

[Nigger John]

There was one teacher that got sent home and I think forced retirement for being piss drunk while teaching.

My 11th grade English teacher would be stoned out of her mind on certain days. She didn’t even try to hide it. We used to have the principal sit in the class sometimes ; I think to try and catch her slipping.

I had one gym teacher try to get the jocks to pick fights with some of the nerd kids.

I had two of those hippie type teachers who were fucking retarded. One of them organized a stage protest for the students to be able to wear backpacks because we couldn’t after Columbine. So when most of the school followed his advice, he got a camcorder and and walked to halls recording all the students had the sit in so they would get suspended.

The most memorable thou was this one bitch, who always looked like she was going to die , openly talk about her diarrhea issues.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This guy wasn't a particularly good or bad teacher, but he did one funny thing I'll never forget. He was my grade 9 geography teacher. He was a drama fag and dressed all metrosexual. There was this one hunchbacked, obviously gay kid with a Tony Hinchcliffe voice and the gay face in the class who for some reason was the only one who would constantly just brutally rip on this guy for being a closet fag. The teacher would go back and forth with him and they'd have some hilarious exchanges but he never seemed to let it get to him.

On the last day of the semester, he spent the end of the class drawing rainbow type strips of color across the chalkboard. When class ended and we were all walking out, he grabbed that kid by the collar, put him up against the chalkboard and said "I've had more pussy than you've had hot meals, faggot." And then he wiped him across the chalkboard so he had a nice smudged rainbow on the back of his black shirt. Right in front of a bunch of us. To his credit, the kid he did it to thought it was just as hilarious as everyone else.

I just googled that teacher. He was in an episode of the show Titus lol. I wish I had known that then, I would've had Stacy Keach and Scut Farkus questions. He was in a couple other shows that were big at the time too. Fuckin guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There was one teacher that got sent home and I think forced retirement for being piss drunk while teaching.

My 11th grade English teacher would be stoned out of her mind on certain days. She didn’t even try to hide it. We used to have the principal sit in the class sometimes ; I think to try and catch her slipping.

I had one gym teacher try to get the jocks to pick fights with some of the nerd kids.

I had two of those hippie type teachers who were fucking retarded. One of them organized a stage protest for the students to be able to wear backpacks because we couldn’t after Columbine. So when most of the school followed his advice, he got a camcorder and and walked to halls recording all the students had the sit in so they would get suspended.

The most memorable thou was this one bitch, who always looked like she was going to die , openly talk about her diarrhea issues.

My anatomy teacher was the coolest. He was an old man that would put crown royal in his morning coffee. Whenever we had a test he would leave the room for like ten minutes so you could cheat on it. One day he printed out a list of dead baby jokes to read to the class.

A few years after graduating we would see him at one of the local bars and if you got too drunk and the bartender cut you off he would just buy drinks for you.

When I was younger I worked for a moving company that primarily moved shit around for a big university. Had to move a bunch of the professors' offices and every single one of them, male and female all had opened bottles of liquor.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I had a teacher who used to say boys should wear ties and then his tie fell off and it was a clip on! Can you BELIEVE that? Oh how we all loffed and loffed.

He says wear a tie to be proper, and he can’t even tie one! If it wasn’t for them cutting little children’s tits and cocks off against their parents will and sterilising them, I’d have to say the tie hypocrisy was one of the worse things.

You literally sound like Danny here. Impotently lashing out like a woman. Baby killer.

 

[Farmer Brown]

Aren’t you rich? Don’t you have them enrolled in rich people schools? They are the exception which prove the rule.

The "rule" to which you refer is a "rule of thumb," (rich people have good teachers), and not an actual rule. An exception to a rule of thumb never proves it, it contradicts it, and saying it proves it is retarded. You make no sense.

The expression applies to actual rules. Eg., the sign at your school which read: "molestation allowed during lunchtime only" is an exception proving the rule that molestation is prohibited during class.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Negress gym teacher threw me, 11 at the time, against a wall for laughing when she got hit in the titty by a basketball.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

If a teacher ever kicked my shit I'd flip their fucking desk.

Please rib if you quote

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Please rib if you quote

I'm sorry, were you the star of the motion picture The Godfather? You don't tell me shit, sport.

 

[Homeless Andrew]

ay so the short fat buzzcut dyke swimming teacher eventually married one of her lookalike fat dyke student

At my high school this 26 year old dude teacher who was the boy's tennis coach ended up dating an 18 year old girl who had graduated the year before and been on the girl's tennis team. The teams practiced together so there has obviously been time together. Other parents complained to the school board & police but both them insisted nothing went on before she was 18/graduated so nothing happened to them. I remember the other teachers were so disgusted with him, lol.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I'm sorry, were you the star of the motion picture The Godfather? You don't tell me shit, sport.

I don’t like fake tough guy Abe tbh. Sniff

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don’t like fake tough guy Abe tbh. Sniff

I am an actual tough guy, child. I spoon fed Sam Elliott his teeth on the set of Prancer for brushing up against my pecker.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I am an actual tough guy, child. I spoon fed Sam Elliott his teeth on the set of Prancer for brushing up against my pecker.

Did ya?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did ya?

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When they pulled me off of him I was trying to rip his mustache off with my bare hands and I'm pretty sure I was really close.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When they pulled me off of him I was trying to rip his mustache off with my bare hands and I'm pretty sure I was really close.

I tried to sic the reindeer on him like a dog too but it turns out they don't really do that.