Memorable teachers

[TorpidSloth]

Who becomes a teacher? Really think about it.

Mostly the unambitious, I think. Obviously you get some creeps, but mostly it's people who aren't that driven, want long holidays and who never really wanted to leave school in the first place. One of my oldest friends is a high school maths teacher and my description fits him to a t.

 

[NoBacon]

Mostly the unambitious, I think. Obviously you get some creeps, but mostly it's people who aren't that driven, want long holidays and who never really wanted to leave school in the first place. One of my oldest friends is a high school maths teacher and my description fits him to a t.

That guy you know is the top echelon of teachers, you realise that?

The best you can hope for is someone who wants an easy life and to them that’s staying in the system they grew up in, collect a modest salary, get a modest pension and hopefully not molest any kids along the way.

That’s the Lebron James of teaching.

 

[Jenna]

I had a teacher who used to say boys should wear ties and then his tie fell off and it was a clip on! Can you BELIEVE that? Oh how we all loffed and loffed.

He says wear a tie to be proper, and he can’t even tie one! If it wasn’t for them cutting little children’s tits and cocks off against their parents will and sterilising them, I’d have to say the tie hypocrisy was one of the worse things.

I'm guessing it went something like this: Little Bacon would raise his little hand and yammer on and on until teacher got tired of coddling your mental illness and told you to pipe down and listen. That caused you to mentally label teacher an enemy of the special boy, a deep hatred you'll carry to your grave.

You couldn't be a hyperactive, narcissistic little shit who was disrupting class, no teachers are to blame. And they're all pedophiles. But not cool pedophiles like you and your "I get to lust after underage children because I'm the special boy" exception to the rule.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I also had a teacher who was a pedo. Was arrested for molesting his "male relatives" according to the news. There was a happy ending though, he was murdered in prison. Honestly I would have wished that on him before I even knew he was a pedo because he was a complete douchebag

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I had one really good english teacher (I know I type like a retard but it's not his fault, I changed schools), & he encouraged me (& others obviously from different classes) to write a short story for a book he was compiling, dunno if he included mine or not, kinda intrigued now.

I was really gutted once; I used to troll teachers plenty but not him & one day someone took a bottle of ketchup out my bag & squirted it on his chair, I got the blame.
The canteen used to always run out of sachets, but us kings used to bring our own condiments then push a few tables together & feast-it-up.

There was another teacher who was a younger guy with a walking stick, we saw him in the bus station & started shouting his first name & fuck knows what else, he came up & said he was gonna beat the fuck outta me, I was only 12 WTF?
That same day we saw 2 girls from school get into a lift (elevator), I had my lockpicks on me & I said to my mate 'I could turn that off', so we did & just walked away - they were stuck in there for at least half hour.
I regretted it Monday lunchtime when she came up to me with her friends & kicked me in the balls, then they piled me until the teachers stopped them, fuckin' bitch! I think she broke my finger as I was trying to cover-up.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Had a teacher in middle school who was very fruity. All of us thought he was a fag. He had to take a leave of absence and all they told us was that it was a medical issue and he'd be back when he could. Of course all the kids thought he was dying of AIDS (member when fags used to die of AIDS?). Anyway, he died but it was brain cancer and we all felt like assholes.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I see how this thread is going.

Okay so the short fat buzzcut dyke swimming teacher eventually married one of her lookalike fat dyke students

Barry Harris wore a Hawaiin shirt every day(WWAW those teachers) and would close his eyes while teaching, it'd seem like he'd fall asleep. Gay too, apparently.
My brother and his friends had a raunchy private facebook group into college and invited him as a goof. They could see who "viewed" posts and Barry was always watching. Pretty funny group based on things i've seen, Barry saw some student peen out of that.

Freshman year the athletic director/head football coach got in trouble for molesting 5th grade girl from years before. Sucked cause he liked me.
Had an 'icebreaker' thing for our english class on who's one person you'd want to have lunch with, I chose him "to find out what really happened" so I made an enemy of that teacher day one. (it was only assumed he'd molested his smoking hot younger sister who was a senior at the time, so not as bad)

 

[JebJoh]

We had a priest in high school who retired from teaching but still wandered around the halls in a suit. He looked 150 years old to us. We didn’t know his name but we called him “brother holiday” until the other brothers figured out why we called him that. When they figured it out they went nuts and suspended 20 kids.

 

[johnnynoname]

all the teachers i remembered where the ones i jerked off too

Ironically, I've since forgotten them

 

[johnnynoname]

AND DON'T REPLY BACK WITH "WHAT WAS HIS NAME?!"




i told you- i don't remember

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Mostly the unambitious, I think. Obviously you get some creeps, but mostly it's people who aren't that driven, want long holidays and who never really wanted to leave school in the first place. One of my oldest friends is a high school maths teacher and my description fits him to a t.

That guy you know is the top echelon of teachers, you realise that?

The best you can hope for is someone who wants an easy life and to them that’s staying in the system they grew up in, collect a modest salary, get a modest pension and hopefully not molest any kids along the way.

That’s the Lebron James of teaching.

The funny thing is the slacker dude teachers who fit this mold usually end up being some of the most popular teachers with the kids.

The guy who is fishing by 3:30 every afternoon is way more liked by the kids than the old crone who devotes her life and obsesses over teaching lol

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

all the teachers i remembered where the ones i jerked off too

Ironically, I've since forgotten them

Ms. Williamson was my 4th grade teacher. Looked like a young Rachel Hunter. She was just out of college and I wanted to fuck her so bad. She got fired because she was sleeping with the married gym teacher. He was not fired. Dudes rock.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This guy wasn't a particularly good or bad teacher, but he did one funny thing I'll never forget. He was my grade 9 geography teacher. He was a drama fag and dressed all metrosexual. There was this one hunchbacked, obviously gay kid with a Tony Hinchcliffe voice and the gay face in the class who for some reason was the only one who would constantly just brutally rip on this guy for being a closet fag. The teacher would go back and forth with him and they'd have some hilarious exchanges but he never seemed to let it get to him.

On the last day of the semester, he spent the end of the class drawing rainbow type strips of color across the chalkboard. When class ended and we were all walking out, he grabbed that kid by the collar, put him up against the chalkboard and said "I've had more pussy than you've had hot meals, faggot." And then he wiped him across the chalkboard so he had a nice smudged rainbow on the back of his black shirt. Right in front of a bunch of us. To his credit, the kid he did it to thought it was just as hilarious as everyone else.

 

[JebJoh]

On the last day of the semester, he spent the end of the class drawing rainbow type strips of color across the chalkboard. When class ended and we were all walking out, he grabbed that kid by the collar, put him up against the chalkboard and said "I've had more pussy than you've had hot meals, faggot." And then he wiped him across the chalkboard so he had a nice smudged rainbow on the back of his black shirt. Right in front of a bunch of us. To his credit, the kid he did it to thought it was just as hilarious as everyone else.

In middle school we used to try to push teachers to the point of snapping on us. I had one teacher punch me in the stomach pretty hard, after he did it he freaked out, I guess he saw his career and his pension flash before his eyes, because I went down pretty hard and couldn't breathe.

He was almost in tears apologizing, but really I deserved it, if he took me out back and pounded the shit out of me I would have called it even.

When I could finally talk again I just said, "I guess we're even now?" He gave me an A and I never fucked with him again. 15 years later he became friends with my parents and I don't think he even told the story to them.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

An interesting question would be if anybody went through schooling without knowing about a pedophile teacher.

I don’t know anybody who could say that. The number of pedophiles who teach is magnitudes worse than priests, yet the go to example remains churches.

None of my teachers were pedophiles, faggots, child molesters, overtly or obnoxiously libtarded or whatever else you think teachers are. I think you need to take a Moderna brand chill pill

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Frau Ram. German teacher in highschool. She’d lock the door right at the bell so if you were late you were fucked for quizzes and tests. She would also kick your backpack down the aisle if it were in her way.

Mrs Strophy, 8th grade math, married to the pe teacher but on the last day she wore tiny shorts and let the student boys look at her panties.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Frau Ram. German teacher in highschool. She’d lock the door right at the bell so if you were late you were fucked for quizzes and tests. She would also kick your backpack down the aisle if it were in her way.

Mrs Strophy, 8th grade math, married to the pe teacher but on the last day she wore tiny shorts and let the student boys look at her panties.

If a teacher ever kicked my shit I'd flip their fucking desk.

 

[JebJoh]

If a teacher ever kicked my shit I'd flip their fucking desk.

Lighten up Francis

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

One of my fifth grade teachers showed me a realplayer video of the Kennedy assassination after class once. Weird in hindsight. Also there was a rookie teacher that got drunk at a dance and fought some students when i was a HS freshman. Nigga was shitcanned so fast

 

[johnnynoname]

my 4th grade teacher

you're the legit sex nigga