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Go to the light, Nan.
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Ya gotta loosen up a little
*bassline*If he's drinking again, it'll be swift and brutal. He'll be flying back to SC after a weekend in NYC carousing with his gay pals, and suddenly he'll clutch at his chest, and by the time they land the plane, he'll have a sheet tossed over his waxy, blue-lipped corpse. Or, alternately, he'll not feel well, and discover it's some sort of massive organ failure, and he'll wither away to dust, feebly squeaking from a hospital bed as old "Moesha" reruns flicker on a muted TV in the background.
Going back and listening to old shows, everyone around him jokingly hinted to him that this is exactly how he would end up. Everyone could see it but him. He thought he was the exception to the alcoholic rule because he is such a funny, ”good natured” drunk (who is also addicted to being angry, hating blacks, and never showing a true emotion).
He could have turned it all around right then if he listened to Bennington and took his advice to heart. Now it's too late.And look now. All of his friends have peeled away from him one by one. That show where Ronnie B practically had an on air intervention with him should have been a serious wake up call.
Great idea, taking a bunch of medication with caffeine in it, after slamming booze all night.
He will be daily drinking by christmas, probably sooner
Anthony spending all that time bashing Di for her coke and drinking habit. Can’t wait until Nana calls Gavin thinking he’s on a plantation and one of his niggers ran away; and if he can help find them
excedrin has caffeine in it. Good thing to mix with alcohol after heart surgery.
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