The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

RIP @Nick Mullen. You burned so bright

Burned so bright he was giving people seizures. Magnificent.

 

[Turk February]

Phish is not Nick Mullen. I doubt he'd post but I wouldn't doubt there's podcast queefs lurking here.

That sounds like something Nick Mullen might say. You're a suspect you gay guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know Justin Whang was able to collect enough evidence that Taylor Swift was a 4chan user. I think I can find out who Nick Mullen is. I've quit work and school and have all the time in the world.

It probably couldn't hurt to resume work.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Burned so bright he was giving people seizures. Magnificent.

That guy rocked

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That sounds like something Nick Mullen might say. You're a suspect you gay guy.

I offered to sell Nick Mullen a 1983 Buick Riviera on reddit one time and he pay no minded me. I would've given him a sweet deal too.

 

[Turk February]

I offered to sell Nick Mullen a 1983 Buick Riviera on reddit one time and he pay no minded me. I would've given him a sweet deal too.

I know he gets a lot of shit for being a flat toned millenial irony guy but .. that's what makes me laugh.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I know he gets a lot of shit for being a flat toned millenial irony guy but .. that's what makes me laugh.

Counterpoint: i cant stand cumtown or anything affiliated. Never been able to finish a cumtown clip

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Counterpoint: i cant stand cumtown or anything affiliated. Never been able to finish a cumtown clip

You're gay and your dick is small.

 

[Turk February]

Counterpoint: i cant stand cumtown or anything affiliated. Never been able to finish a cumtown clip

Oh yeah. God forbid there's a show of 3 guys hanging out being funny with insanely gay and sometimes racist shit. That's not why we are here on Opie and Anthony forums at all.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Sebastien the lobster fawking kills me

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Oh yeah. God forbid there's a show of 3 guys hanging out being funny with insanely gay and sometimes racist shit. That's not why we are here on Opie and Anthony forums at all.

I just find it obnoxious and only Nick is funny, which i know is well-trod criticism

 

[Turk February]

I just find it obnoxious and only Nick is funny, which i know is well-trod criticism

Stav was funny. Adam was funny because he's so unfunny like a real world chip.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Counterpoint: i cant stand cumtown or anything affiliated. Never been able to finish a cumtown clip

I had to train myself like a fucking Navy SEAL to be able to tolerate the fat fuck's laughter.

 

[Turk February]

Quick update. My hand is rotting off and I can't sleep. This is a gay hand.

 

[Turk February]

Yo. It's almost lunch time. I'm not ordering Harveys again cuz when it gets cold it tastes like Burger King which makes me violent

 

[Turk February]

I have an important update. If I yell at my hand to stop hurting it does. This is a thanksgiving miracle.

 

[Professor Rape]

Me every morning

 

[Turk February]

It's almost 8 pm. You know what that means? Lunchtime

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's almost 8 pm. You know what that means? Lunchtime

I had beef jerky, nerd clusters and snapple peach tea. A couple observations: nerd clusters are mindblowingly amazing, and you no longer get Snapple facts with your Snapple because the new "eco-friendly" bottle is entirely plastic. How is that eco-friendly?

I feel like I'm going to puke.

 

[Turk February]

I had beef jerky, nerd clusters and snapple peach tea. A couple observations: nerd clusters are mindblowingly amazing, and you no longer get Snapple facts with your Snapple because the new "eco-friendly" bottle is entirely plastic. How is that eco-friendly?

I feel like I'm going to puke.

Yesterday I fucked up and ordered 2 half pound burgers. I ate them. I'm still sick. Salad today.