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WWAW the shroud of Turin being proved true and Jesus looking as he was always depicted / seen in visions.

Turry Fawks

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I think the entire topic of what he looked like is ridiculous. As in the person who started the discussion is being frivolous as becomes the person drawn into this discussion. It should be avoided by the faithful. Would it make you happy if people accepted his message based on his physical appearance? The discussion is a trap for the faithful. Just ignore and reject this shit don't perpetuate frivolous discussion if you're talking about your faith.
I'm happy just assuming he looks like all the icons produced by the Orthodox Church for 2000 years. What's wrong with da depictions we got? They Jesus pretty good don't they?
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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I know exactly what Jesus looked like with 100% certainty, and now I demand praise and validation from onaforums for once again being right about everything.

That's not something a blasphemous narcissist would say.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Whatta summa dem other deities we got? Buddha mmmmm hmmm Mohammed ….
Sure proved those god loving retards wrong.
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JebJoh

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Aren’t you an elderly black pedophile?
Let’s revisit your upbringing. Your real dad realized you were a dud and didnt want to deal with a mentally ill bag of shit, so he took off and never looked back.

All the randos who fucked your mom also recognized your uselessness so other than molesting you from time to time they pretty much ignored you.

In your desperation to find a male role model, you took on an imaginary friend and made him your new daddy. I suspect a few of your moms hookups were black or Jewish, so obviously they are a problem for you.

What sort of dud are you that not one male in your life ever played ball with you? Nobody even willing to watch a game with you? Nobody cares that you’d grow up an incel shut in who says things like “batting 100”. Really sad story but if anyone deserves a drug addled incel life with an imaginary daddy, it’s you.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Let’s revisit your upbringing. Your real dad realized you were a dud and didnt want to deal with a mentally ill bag of shit, so he took off and never looked back.

All the randos who fucked your mom also recognized your uselessness so other than molesting you from time to time they pretty much ignored you.

In your desperation to find a male role model, you took on an imaginary friend and made him your new daddy. I suspect a few of your moms hookups were black or Jewish, so obviously they are a problem for you.

What sort of dud are you that not one male in your life ever played ball with you? Nobody even willing to watch a game with you? Nobody cares that you’d grow up an incel shut in who says things like “batting 100”. Really sad story but if anyone deserves a drug addled incel life with an imaginary daddy, it’s you.

So you are then?
 

JebJoh

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So you are then?
No bacon shows up for work determined to make a friend and get invited out with the guys He creeps out of his hole in the basement and barges into the break room “hey my dudes, who’s watching the sports ball tonight” the break room goes silent, no bacon turns red and runs back to his hole, “fuck those guys, I didnt want to go out for drinks with a bunch of sinners and anyway, I’d much rather go home by myself and o.d on my psycho drugs” sound about right.
 

NoBacon

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No bacon shows up for work determined to make a friend and get invited out with the guys He creeps out of his hole in the basement and barges into the break room “hey my dudes, who’s watching the sports ball tonight” the break room goes silent, no bacon turns red and runs back to his hole, “fuck those guys, I didnt want to go out for drinks with a bunch of sinners and anyway, I’d much rather go home by myself and o.d on my psycho drugs” sound about right.

It sounds like you’re borderline illiterate.
 
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