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WWAW the shroud of Turin being proved true and Jesus looking as he was always depicted / seen in visions.

LiberalPussy

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He probably looked like cumia.
Jesus: I’m telling you, disciples, it’s always going to be money changers. I had to get them to back off and tell them “this ain’t your show”! Why can’t they BEHAVE?!

Judas Norton: SIGH it’s a tough one man. People have to get by, but they were SCUMBAGS for turning the house of God into a den of robbers. :image_9248:
 

JebJoh

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I have no issue with that at all, long hair parted in the middle. Full short beard and about 6foot tall. That’s how he’s always described by people who have seen him.

I have an issue with the “historical” description which is a smear mockery campaign disguised as science. It’s for rude old people like JebJoh to feel smart and superior.
In case you’ve forgotten, he’s imaginary and your imagination is so drug addled and stupid that I dont concern myself with it. You need a daddy, I get it, enjoy your imaginary daddy and shut the fuck up about it. You’ll seem less stupid.
 

NoBacon

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In case you’ve forgotten, he’s imaginary and your imagination is so drug addled and stupid that I dont concern myself with it. You need a daddy, I get it, enjoy your imaginary daddy and shut the fuck up about it. You’ll seem less stupid.

What do you believe in? Other than diddling?
 

LiberalPussy

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To be fair, Mary Magdalene looked like this.

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It’d be a sin to NOT fuck that.
 

JebJoh

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What do you believe in? Other than diddling?
I believe your obsession with Jesus stems from your dad abandoning you because you’re a dud. I believe your obsession with pedos is from your mom’s random hookups molesting you and your sister. I believe you’re on all those psycho meds because you’re such a nobody that you can’t find a friend who’ll tolerate you, no less talk to you about your problems. And I think your sister is a whore for the same reasons.
 

Turry Fawks

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Do you know what either of those words mean? Less religion more book learning for you.
Yeah. You're holding yourself up to be good and whole outside of any sort of objective standard. That's self-worship or making an idol of yourself. "Book learning" lol. These terms come from religion, stupit. Why would I look outside of religion to derive their meaning? Back to r/atheism with you.
 

JebJoh

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Yeah. You're holding yourself up to be good and whole outside of any sort of objective standard. That's self-worship or making an idol of yourself. "Book learning" lol
You’re kinda stupid, aren’t you? Here’s a trick to fool people into believing you’re not an idiot. Stop saying stupid things and keep your religion to yourself. You can always tell how dumb someone is by how much stock they put into their imaginary god.
 

Turry Fawks

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You’re kinda stupid, aren’t you? Here’s a trick to fool people into believing you’re not an idiot. Stop saying stupid things and keep your religion to yourself. You can always tell how dumb someone is by how much stock they put into their imaginary god.
Okay what's your standard for absolute truth? Convert me.
 
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