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Not really, that’s one of the things I need to work on. I’ll take any suggestions for a really unforgettable place I can take my wife on vacation that doesn’t involve too much walking. Money is no object, I’ve got a pretty good 401k that I won’t be needing for retirement.
Also I’d like to take my brother and sister and their families on a nice trip somewhere that they’ll remember. No one has any good ideas yet besides getting a house on some tropical beach somewhere but that’s boring. African safari maybe? It’s hard to find something that both adults and children will enjoy. I’m not doing something just for kids like Disney World.
That shit's pretty dodgy, both in terms of data privacy and accuracy. You can pay someone to do some genealogical research instead and there's a good chance it's way more exact.Not sure if you've done the ancestry tracking yet, but they can pinpoint specific regions of countries you descend from (hopefully somewhere in the UK/Germany like a true brotherman). Spend some time there with your family; I did it recently as a healthy non-dying person and it was surprisingly powerful.
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Spend some time there with your family; I did it recently
That shit's pretty dodgy, both in terms of data privacy and accuracy. You can pay someone to do some genealogical research instead and there's a good chance it's way more exact.
Fawk I gotta try that. I gotta take this proton pump pills or else I get bad acid reflux! It's so hard because I love #Ruizing so much there's no way I'm gunna eat like a soy boy!I fixed and tamed my GERD of many years with taking strong lemon juice/ginger root water or tea & angostura (sounds counterintuitive to ingest acids I know, it does work though) and megadoses of B12, plus more or less quitting coffee & wine with dinner (I can have the occasional espresso or mini glass every few months, that’s it though)
It also cured what I thought was chronic asthma, but was actually just parietal acid jumping into my windpipe and causing inflammation that closed all my air tubes. I’m very fortunate that’s all it was, and that there was no lasting scarring or burns or holes in my internals.
I had pyloric stenosis as a baby, though, so my stomach valves & gut tend to play up regardless of what I do.
Imagine dying yet patposting.
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