WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?

[J.B. Mauney]

And no, I’m not visiting any lol cows. Not going to put my wife through a lawsuit.

You're not gonna die you glum cunt.

Just eat better and stop growing tumors in your body, stupid.

Seriously, dude. I'm praying for ya.

 

[Voscabulary]

would have been a great teaser for nicer podcast, stupid had you revealed the news live on there, but I suppose you do reach a larger audience here

 

[PickleRickle]

This is a hilarious way to announce you're terminal to the forums btw

 

[Imager]

The WifeStoreWill called, and they’re all out of you!

Don’t give up yet you pussy. You’ll beat this and win. You gotta see how the Patrick saga ends. (Hint: it ends with you in prison)

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Did they tell you to eat apple seeds? No of course they didn’t because they wanted to keep charging your insurance. Eat your apples seeds and fill your body with valuable B17

 

[WifeStoreWill]

This is a hilarious way to announce you're terminal to the forums btw

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Not really, that’s one of the things I need to work on. I’ll take any suggestions for a really unforgettable place I can take my wife on vacation that doesn’t involve too much walking. Money is no object, I’ve got a pretty good 401k that I won’t be needing for retirement.

Also I’d like to take my brother and sister and their families on a nice trip somewhere that they’ll remember. No one has any good ideas yet besides getting a house on some tropical beach somewhere but that’s boring. African safari maybe? It’s hard to find something that both adults and children will enjoy. I’m not doing something just for kids like Disney World.

Go out like a white man and kill an endangered rhino

 

[victor_sanchez]

Have you tried any experimental oriental remedies? Ginseng and horny goat weed can do wonders on the body.

 

[PickleRickle]

I only said that because I thought you got over the hump and were back on the mend, then I go back a page and realize WE'RE STILL ON, BABY. Fawkin brutal. I'm still hoping and praying for you, chum.

 

[Harry's Enticer]

I only said that because I thought you got over the hump and were back on the mend, then I go back a page and realize WE'RE STILL ON, BABY. Fawkin brutal. I'm still hoping and praying for you, chum.

I too am still hoping and cumming for him

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Hang in there, brother. I hear semen retention's good for this kind of thing.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Go out like a white man and kill an endangered rhino

who your pfp

 

[johnnynoname]

 

[Harry Tasker]

who your pfp

She’s hot, right?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Just eat better and stop growing tumors in your body, stupid.

I workshopped that bit already and it died the death of a dog. Michael Vick spiked the poor mutt in the end zone after juking passed The Fridge while he was doing the Superb Owl Shuffle and its teeth and brains splattered all over the goddamn place.

 

[Harry Tasker]

Update for anyone actually following this faggotry. Got CT scans yesterday, tumors growing back in the liver already and now some new ones in my bones.

Not good. Back to the chemo IV and a new immunotherapy Wednesday. Fun stuff.

All Brothermen die, but only a few ever really atalk.

🫡

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

All Brothermen die, but only a few ever really atalk.

🫡

Cue card men never die, they just get....whited out

 

[J.B. Mauney]

I workshopped that bit already and it died the death of a dog. Michael Vick spiked the poor mutt in the end zone after juking passed The Fridge while he was doing the Superb Owl Shuffle and its teeth and brains splattered all over the goddamn place.

Lol passed

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Not really, that’s one of the things I need to work on. I’ll take any suggestions for a really unforgettable place I can take my wife on vacation that doesn’t involve too much walking. Money is no object, I’ve got a pretty good 401k that I won’t be needing for retirement.

Also I’d like to take my brother and sister and their families on a nice trip somewhere that they’ll remember. No one has any good ideas yet besides getting a house on some tropical beach somewhere but that’s boring. African safari maybe? It’s hard to find something that both adults and children will enjoy. I’m not doing something just for kids like Disney World.

You could go to Easter island and visit all the Anthony statues. Or I’ve always wanted to go the the Seychelles

 

[nasty twp]

Maybe the thing that pisses me off the most, about my current hospitalization, is that it probably could have been avoided if my doctor just wrote me a prescription.

Basically:

The first time I went to the ER (18 months ago), a gastroenterologist prescribed some things to cut down on the symptoms you describe.

My family DOESN'T have a history of cancer or cirrhosis, but we DO have a history of Type A personality (typically goes hand in hand with high blood pressure) and acid reflux. A relative of mine actually had SURGERY to treat reflux, it was THAT bad.

My gastroenterologist got shit under control, and about nine months ago, he sent me on my way.

Since I have prescriptions, I asked my primary care physician to write a script.

She said "nah, I don't think they're worth the risk. No prescription for you."

Six months later, I'm vomiting blood.

It was EXACTLY as you describe. I was eating like a bird, due to nausea, and I ate HALF OF A SLICE OF APPLE, and next thing I know, I'm reenacting "28 Days Later."

Our daughter said she thought it might burn the floor. It was basically bile, stomach acid, stale undigested blood and chunks that looked like leeches.

I fixed and tamed my GERD of many years with taking strong lemon juice/ginger root water or tea & angostura (sounds counterintuitive to ingest acids I know, it does work though) and megadoses of B12, plus more or less quitting coffee & wine with dinner (I can have the occasional espresso or mini glass every few months, that’s it though)

It also cured what I thought was chronic asthma, but was actually just parietal acid jumping into my windpipe and causing inflammation that closed all my air tubes. I’m very fortunate that’s all it was, and that there was no lasting scarring or burns or holes in my internals.

I had pyloric stenosis as a baby, though, so my stomach valves & gut tend to play up regardless of what I do.