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WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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The pain was so bad, I dreamed of cutting them off.

I did a one hour surgery and now the pain is gone.

"In late-stage liver disease, bile doesn't go where it should. It might start to color your skin, eyes or pee and make you itch all over."
I'm sorry, bud. That sounds hellish. I'm glad you're at least feeling a million times better.
 

Jack_Horner

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In retrospect, yes. On and off GI issues, blood in stool sometimes that I just wrote off to ‘roids.

Don't tell my doctors, but I did roids too.

"The steroid most used was norethandrolone, given intramuscularly. In addition a comparison between intramuscular and oral routes of administration was made in 16 convalescent patients. Norethandrolone was found to be the most toxic of the 6 steroids tested. All increased the retention of sulfobromophthalein and the excretion of creatinine; none affected the serum bilirubin. The route of administration did not make a significant difference."
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Don't tell my doctors, but I did roids too.

"The steroid most used was norethandrolone, given intramuscularly. In addition a comparison between intramuscular and oral routes of administration was made in 16 convalescent patients. Norethandrolone was found to be the most toxic of the 6 steroids tested. All increased the retention of sulfobromophthalein and the excretion of creatinine; none affected the serum bilirubin. The route of administration did not make a significant difference."
Hemorrhoids, stupid
 

WifeStoreWill

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got any good plans for the bucket list?
Not really, that’s one of the things I need to work on. I’ll take any suggestions for a really unforgettable place I can take my wife on vacation that doesn’t involve too much walking. Money is no object, I’ve got a pretty good 401k that I won’t be needing for retirement.

Also I’d like to take my brother and sister and their families on a nice trip somewhere that they’ll remember. No one has any good ideas yet besides getting a house on some tropical beach somewhere but that’s boring. African safari maybe? It’s hard to find something that both adults and children will enjoy. I’m not doing something just for kids like Disney World.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Not really, that’s one of the things I need to work on. I’ll take any suggestions for a really unforgettable place I can take my wife on vacation that doesn’t involve too much walking. Money is no object, I’ve got a pretty good 401k that I won’t be needing for retirement.

Also I’d like to take my brother and sister and their families on a nice trip somewhere that they’ll remember. No one has any good ideas yet besides getting a house on some tropical beach somewhere but that’s boring. African safari maybe? It’s hard to find something that both adults and children will enjoy. I’m not doing something just for kids like Disney World.
And no, I’m not visiting any lol cows. Not going to put my wife through a lawsuit.
 

Chive Turkey

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Update for anyone actually following this faggotry. Got CT scans yesterday, tumors growing back in the liver already and now some new ones in my bones.

Not good. Back to the chemo IV and a new immunotherapy Wednesday. Fun stuff.
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Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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Not really, that’s one of the things I need to work on. I’ll take any suggestions for a really unforgettable place I can take my wife on vacation that doesn’t involve too much walking.

Also I’d like to take my brother and sister and their families on a nice trip somewhere that they’ll remember. No one has any good ideas yet besides getting a house on some tropical beach somewhere but that’s boring. African safari maybe? It’s hard to find something that both adults and children will enjoy. I’m not doing something just for kids like Disney World.
Dublin catle tour is nice you'd probably be walking about as much as a safari. Honestly, the safari is probably the coolest for everyone, no kid is gonna forget seeing a fucking elephant or a lion out where in the wild, unless your kids really wanna take pictures in an old throne or something. I'd recommend Seoul, South Korea too, if you called up the Global English Ministry and let them know you wanted to do some big last hurrah trip for your family I'm sure they'd get a bilingual korean guy to translate fun areas like the Noryangjin Fish Market (You buy your fish on the ground floor and take em up to the restaurants above the market) , you might have to go to a service or two but it'd be worth it, and if you didn't want to bother with that there's plenty of military/old history in the place, I'm just spit balling here.
 
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