WWAW your skin and eyeballs turning yellow?

[Jack_Horner]

Did you lose your legs?

The pain was so bad, I dreamed of cutting them off.

I did a one hour surgery and now the pain is gone.

"In late-stage liver disease, bile doesn't go where it should. It might start to color your skin, eyes or pee and make you itch all over."

 

[PickleRickle]

The pain was so bad, I dreamed of cutting them off.

I did a one hour surgery and now the pain is gone.

"In late-stage liver disease, bile doesn't go where it should. It might start to color your skin, eyes or pee and make you itch all over."

I'm sorry, bud. That sounds hellish. I'm glad you're at least feeling a million times better.

 

[Jack_Horner]

In retrospect, yes. On and off GI issues, blood in stool sometimes that I just wrote off to ‘roids.

Don't tell my doctors, but I did roids too.

"The steroid most used was norethandrolone, given intramuscularly. In addition a comparison between intramuscular and oral routes of administration was made in 16 convalescent patients. Norethandrolone was found to be the most toxic of the 6 steroids tested. All increased the retention of sulfobromophthalein and the excretion of creatinine; none affected the serum bilirubin. The route of administration did not make a significant difference."

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Don't tell my doctors, but I did roids too.

"The steroid most used was norethandrolone, given intramuscularly. In addition a comparison between intramuscular and oral routes of administration was made in 16 convalescent patients. Norethandrolone was found to be the most toxic of the 6 steroids tested. All increased the retention of sulfobromophthalein and the excretion of creatinine; none affected the serum bilirubin. The route of administration did not make a significant difference."

Hemorrhoids, stupid

 

[Jack_Horner]

Anabolic steroids are a lot more fun

 

[Jizz]

I threw up about two pints of blood on Monday

Typing this from hospital

You got them throat verices? I think that's what my friend had.

 

[Jack_Horner]

You got them throat verices? I think that's what my friend had.

Bingo.

 

[Stent]

Since I have prescriptions, I asked my primary care physician to write a script.

She said "nah, I don't think they're worth the risk. No prescription for you."

Did you see Dr Barbie and did she prescribe sunshine and being your best self?