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I bet Uncle Jay is gonna start making drugs like when Walter White off Breaking Bad found out he had cancer
haha nah not really, just cooking your crystal J-Man!

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I bet Uncle Jay is gonna start making drugs like when Walter White off Breaking Bad found out he had cancerhaha nah not really, just cooking your crystal J-Man!
Glad you're alive. What are you doing outside what da doctors are saying? Are you trying fasting or any Joe Rogaine shit?
I heard tea will fix it all.Glad you're alive. What are you doing outside what da doctors are saying? Are you trying fasting or any Joe Rogaine shit?
Eat your apple seeds to get B17. Good to goI heard tea will fix it all.
actually a legit / fairly harmless idea, don't eat more that 150 though, you could start producing cyanide.Eat your apple seeds to get B17. Good to go
Nope, they’re taking it hard on this oneIs your insurance motherfucking you?
You had to pick that one, didn't you?
I threw up about two pints of blood on Mondaysending prayers brotherman. hepatitis a or b can cause that and usually isn't chronic! hopefully it isn't cirrhosis. friend of mine started puking blood and went to the ER, he thought he would be fine but it was cirrhosis and his organs shutdown and he was dead the next day!
I should freak everyone out and post pictures of my legsYeah and I’m itchy as fuck too. I wanted to peel my skin off all night like a fucking tweaker.
I had surgery for my legs two weeks agoYeah, my buddy's sister-in-law turned all yellowish, and I (along with a bunch of other people) urged her to seek medical care at once. She did nothing, and yadda yadda yadda, lost both legs to gangrene, eventually. Killed her liver with excessive boozing. Now she's half a retard.
Did you lose your legs?I had surgery for my legs two weeks ago
I cannot recommend this more highly, it's probably one of the best things I've ever done. Literally took my pain levels from an eleven to a one.
It's brutal. Attempting to throw up nothing, eating a pittance of a meal any normal person could eat and throwing it up, etc. I'm amazed you even survived that long with zero PPIs I would've probably blown my brains out.
PPIs are a absolute lifesaver. Entirely 100% deletes the symptoms of heartburn. The problem then becomes though do not use that 'life hack' to then drink more, cause now you can. I did that for a bit... retarded.
The pain was so bad, I dreamed of cutting them off.Did you lose your legs?
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